bitterasphodels

Is there a point you're looking to make, or are you aiming to stroke your own inflated ego?

Piss off, I'm not interested.

aww i'm starting to think you didn't mean to message me in the first place
i'm wounded

Don't flatter yourself.

your ideas of what constitute flattery/inflation are depressing me
not surprising i suppose

You're a git, also unsurprising.

difference is, i already know it

you, though

threatened any supposed friends recently

I hadn't realized you were in charge of my personal affairs.

not yours
sometimes adjacent to theirs

Then I suggest you talk to Evans about it, not me.

you jump right to evans when i didn't specify
hmmmm

though i suppose inevitable
you dont have many candidates

None that you claim to have a personal investment in.

hmmmm.. someone's grasping for the low-hanging fruit entirely too often.

i have nothing against low hanging fruit
often most in need of pruning

i have a personal investment in a lot of people
but its true shes a special one
and particularly disgraceful on your part
dont suppose youve even attempted to atone

I find it amusing that you're suddenly into horticulture when you can barely manage a passing mark in herbology.

Your personal investments are not my problem nor my interest.
Fight your own pathetic battles and stay out of things that don't concern you or your insipient need to be a hero. It's neither productive nor wanted.

yada yada, low hanging bollocks

she doesn't need me to fight for her
she doesn't need you for anything
she's better than all of us

because of that, if you fucking threaten her again, she'll certainly be mature and will probably be merciful
but friendly warning: i know others who might fail at both
telling you frankly for their good, not yours
you shouldn't need it to treat her decently but there we are

maybe consider being less of an expletive deleted